Tu je 20 klasick\u00fdch scen\u00e1rov, v ktor\u00fdch sa v\u0161evedci, samozvan\u00ed g\u00e9niovia a \u0161ampi\u00f3ni arogancie sna\u017eili dok\u00e1za\u0165 svoju intelektu\u00e1lnu nadradenos\u0165 \u2013 len aby nakoniec \u00faplne oklamali sami seba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gramatick\u00e1 a pravopisn\u00e1 pol\u00edcia<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jazykov\u00fd kritik: Nap\u00ed\u0161e trojstranov\u00fa tir\u00e1du o \u00fapadku nemeck\u00e9ho jazyka a nedostatkoch dne\u0161n\u00e9ho vzdel\u00e1vania \u2013 d\u00f4sledne pou\u017e\u00edva \u201eseit\u201c namiesto \u201eseid\u201c a \u201edass\u201c s jedn\u00fdm \u201es\u201c tam, kde by mali by\u0165 dve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Akrob\u00e1t cudz\u00edch slov: Sna\u017e\u00ed sa na stretnutiach zap\u00f4sobi\u0165 \u201ev\u00fdre\u010dn\u00fdmi\u201c v\u00fdrazmi, pou\u017e\u00edva \u201esubooptim\u00e1lnu kauzalitu\u201c a neuvedomuje si, \u017ee slovo, ktor\u00e9 h\u013ead\u00e1, je jednoducho \u201eprobl\u00e9m\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160pecialista na opravy: Nahlas oprav\u00ed v\u00fdslovnos\u0165 cudzieho jedla v re\u0161taur\u00e1cii, len aby mu roden\u00fd hovoriaci pri ved\u013eaj\u0161om stole povedal, \u017ee jeho verzia je \u00faplne vymyslen\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frakcia \u201eViem o fyzike\/in\u017einierstve\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Syst\u00e9mov\u00fd \u0161pecialista: IT oddeleniu podrobne vysvetl\u00ed, \u017ee probl\u00e9m s ich serverom je sp\u00f4soben\u00fd zastaranou softv\u00e9rovou architekt\u00farou. IT oddelenie ml\u010dky prik\u00fdvne, ide k nim a znova zapoj\u00ed odpojen\u00fd nap\u00e1jac\u00ed k\u00e1bel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guru \u0161etrenia energie: Pou\u010d\u00ed rodinu, \u017ee je ove\u013ea efekt\u00edvnej\u0161ie dvakr\u00e1t prevari\u0165 vodu v kanvici, \u201epreto\u017ee sa voda druh\u00fdkr\u00e1t zohreje r\u00fdchlej\u0161ie\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160epta\u010d remeseln\u00edkov: Hrdo vysvet\u013euje majstrovi, ako omietnu\u0165 stenu, pou\u017eije nespr\u00e1vnu zmes a sleduje, ako sa jeho v\u00fdtvor po desiatich min\u00fatach rozpad\u00e1 zo steny ako lav\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Akademick\u00ed sebapropag\u00e1tori<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Majster cit\u00e1tov: V rozhovore hlboko cituje Alberta Einsteina, aby z\u00edskal argument \u2013 \u200b\u200bbez toho, aby si uvedomil, \u017ee cit\u00e1t v skuto\u010dnosti poch\u00e1dza z n\u00e1stennej n\u00e1lepky s internetov\u00fdm m\u00e9mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u010citate\u013e akademickej literat\u00fary: Na ve\u010dierku sa chv\u00e1li, \u017ee pochopil Nietzscheho kompletn\u00e9 dielo v origin\u00e1lnej angli\u010dtine, ale ke\u010f sa ho na to op\u00fdtaj\u00fa, nedok\u00e1\u017ee ani zhrn\u00fa\u0165 z\u00e1kladn\u00fa my\u0161lienku knihy \u201eTak vravel Zarathustra\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dr\u017eite\u013e titulu: Trv\u00e1 na tom, aby ho v s\u00fakromnej skupine WhatsApp oslovovali \u201eDr.\u201c no o dve min\u00faty nesk\u00f4r sa v chate p\u00fdta, ako otvori\u0165 s\u00fabor PDF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ka\u017edodenn\u00e9 situ\u00e1cie a h\u00e1danky<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Matematick\u00fd m\u00e1g: Po\u010das \u00fa\u010dtovania nahlas oprav\u00ed \u010da\u0161n\u00ed\u010dku v re\u0161taur\u00e1cii, aby zap\u00f4sobil na st\u00f4l \u2013 ale podcen\u00ed \u00fa\u010det o 15 eur v prospech re\u0161taur\u00e1cie a dobrovo\u013ene zaplat\u00ed rozdiel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesion\u00e1l v h\u00e1dank\u00e1ch: Na samom za\u010diatku \u00fanikovej hry ozn\u00e1mi: \u201eNechajte to na m\u0148a, m\u00e1m skvel\u00e9 znalosti pojmov.\u201c \u2013 a \u010fal\u0161\u00edch 45 min\u00fat str\u00e1vi \u0165ahan\u00edm ozdobn\u00fdch dver\u00ed, na ktor\u00fdch je jasne nap\u00edsan\u00e9 \u201eTLA\u010c\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guru navig\u00e1cie: Tvrdohlavo odmieta pou\u017e\u00edva\u0165 GPS na dovolenke, preto\u017ee m\u00e1 \u201ezabudovan\u00fd kompas\u201c, a po dvoch hodin\u00e1ch jazdy po traktorovej ceste skon\u010d\u00ed uprostred krav\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kulin\u00e1rstvo a \u017eivotn\u00fd \u0161t\u00fdl<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00e1vov\u00fd someli\u00e9r: Baristovi podrobne vysvet\u013euje t\u00f3ny \u010dokol\u00e1dy a citrusov vo svojej ru\u010dne varenej \u0161peci\u00e1lnej k\u00e1ve \u2013 a nev\u0161imne si, \u017ee si omylom vzal bezkofe\u00ednov\u00fa dom\u00e1cu k\u00e1vu z termosky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00ednny znalec: D\u00f4myselne kr\u00fa\u017ei poh\u00e1rom, hlboko si ovonia, nad\u0161ene hovor\u00ed o \u201edrevitom z\u00e1vere ro\u010dn\u00edka 2015\u201c a potom sa dozvie, \u017ee mu majite\u013e pr\u00e1ve nalial v\u00edno Tetra Pak za 3 eur\u00e1 na ochutnanie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Expert na v\u00fd\u017eivu: V supermarkete predn\u00e1\u0161a o nebezpe\u010denstv\u00e1ch syntetick\u00fdch pr\u00edsad, zatia\u013e \u010do jeho vlastn\u00fd n\u00e1kupn\u00fd ko\u0161\u00edk pozost\u00e1va v\u00fdlu\u010dne z mrazen\u00fdch pizz a energetick\u00fdch n\u00e1pojov.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soci\u00e1lne m\u00e9di\u00e1 a diskusie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Overovate\u013e faktov: Sarkasticky komentuje vedeck\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nok s heslom \u201eNajprv sa nau\u010dte robi\u0165 v\u00fdskum!\u201c, odkazuje na \u0161t\u00fadiu ako d\u00f4kaz \u2013 ktor\u00e1 v kone\u010dnom d\u00f4sledku dokazuje presn\u00fd opak jeho vlastn\u00e9ho tvrdenia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u0161eved\u00faci diskut\u00e9r: Na faktick\u00fd argument reaguje: \u201ePre\u010d\u00edtajte si knihu!\u201c \u2013 a nevie vymenova\u0165 ani jednu, ke\u010f sa ho op\u00fdtaj\u00fa: \u201eKtor\u00fa?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Umeleck\u00fd kritik: Stoj\u00ed v m\u00fazeu pred bielym pl\u00e1tnom, 10 min\u00fat filozofuje o \u201etrag\u00e9dii ni\u010doty\u201c a a\u017e od str\u00e1\u017enika si uvedom\u00ed, \u017ee ide o staveniskov\u00fa bari\u00e9ru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160tatistick\u00fd guru: Hrdo vyhlasuje, \u017ee 80 % v\u0161etk\u00fdch \u013eud\u00ed m\u00e1 podpriemern\u00fa inteligenciu \u2013 a ani po opakovan\u00fdch vysvetleniach nech\u00e1pe, pre\u010do je to matematicky nemo\u017en\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160achov\u00fd ve\u013emajster (v duchu): hlasno komentuje \u0161achov\u00fa partiu v parku s tipmi na \u201edokonal\u00fd \u0165ah\u201c \u2013 a potom ho za\u010diato\u010dn\u00edk d\u00e1 mat presne v jednom \u0165ahu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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